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My rule of thumb is, if we can't discuss Sarah Palin having a photo op in front of a dying turkey the Friday before Thanksgiving, then when can we talk about it? That is right. See the video for yourself (see above). And I bet you thought that the lime green backdrop that McCain used for his speech the night that Obama cinched the nomination was tacky (see below):

Well, in honor of this video opportunity, I have decided to pay homage to David Letterman and create a Top Ten List for the Palin/Turkey combo. Here we go....

Top Ten things heard at the turkey farm during Palin visit:

10. "Hey lady, get away from me with that lipstick. It doesn't match my beak."

9. "Why don't you go try to find some moose to humiliate and let us be."

8. "What a rip off; they told us that Joe Biden was coming."

7. "Hey George - pan the camera to the left; there's an old lady falling and breaking her hip."

6. "It's Thanksgiving and I'm a turkey. Did you at least bring me a six-pack?"

5. "My friends call me, Joe the Turkey Slayer."

4. "Why do you assume because we are turkeys that we are all Republicans?"

3. "This is from the Neiman-Marcus Turkey Farm Collection."

2. "I'm a turkey dying while Sarah Palin is talking...Now I know how McCain must have felt."

1. "Quick Harry, put me in the funnel. She's going to start talking again."